Just wanted to introduce you to Bobby. He will be in charge of crowd control at today's booksigning. If necessary, he's been authorized to call for reinforcements.
Bobby's mission is to ensure that everyone has a pleasant booksigning experience, and that traffic flows smoothly around the Salem Square in spite of the potential congestion of hundreds of additional vehicles from 3:00 pm to 5:00 pm today.
Thought you'd want to know.
Well, okay, Bobby isn't real. I made all this up. I write fiction, remember? A girl can wish for the necessity of crowd control, can't she? Besides, I think Bobby is kinda cute.
To read more about preparation for today's event, go here.